What's Up?

Episode 32: What's Up?

Starring: Constance and Conrad

~The Contented, Collegiate, Cows of Northfield~

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What's Up?

Episode 32 of Left Field
Published March, 2011 in the Northfield Entertainment Guide

What have I been up to?  

Art, writing, and healing! Drawing portraits of my favorite rockers, John Lennon, George Harrison, Bob Dylan, and more... I’ve developed a really cool associated line of merchandise called “Hairy Krishna”. I have also been pursuing publishing  a children’s book, "Otis Gets Noticed",  I had written and illustrated ages ago. Some promising leads are hovering! Drawing portraits, illustrations, and designing promotional pieces for clients and events, such as one in Minneapolis in February that honored the late Pulitzer prize winning poet, John Berryman. A recent exhibit of a series of paintings I created entitled “2006; The Lost Year” did quite well - many signed prints sold! I’m also in the planning phase of a mural for the Minnesota Beatle Project! (woo hoo!) I’m a consultant for doTERRA essential oils, and a Certified Personal Care Attendant for my little granddaughter, MaKayla, and a lunch companion to Rick (a dear man who suffers from schizophrenia). Plus a coupla fun part time jobs, and creating Left Field for the Guide monthly!  Life is good.

Contact me for a free consultation for murals, portraits, illustration, graphic design, or writing.   http://www.imaginenationbysherrifaye.com/ 

To contact me for doTERRA essential oil healing at:

http://www.doterra.myvoffice.com/imaginehealth/

(c) 2011 Sherri Faye  All Rights Reserved.

Buy cool cow crap, cow gifts, cow junk, cow stuff! 
Get cow gifts for the cow fans in your life, click below!

http://www.cafepress.com/leftfieldcomic

View the published version of Left Field in the Northfield Entertainment Guide magazine. Check out all the events going on in greater Northfield - you might be pleasantly surprised!

http://www.northfieldguide.com

Contact Constance (or Conrad) for advice:

beeftips.leftfield@gmail.com

Visit some of my other online stores and blogs:

http://www.heysallyfry.blogspot.com/ 

http://www.cafepress.com/heysallyfry

http://www.cafepress.com/heyloveyourmom 

http://www.heyloveyourmother.blogspot.com/ 

http://www.palincrapola.blogspot.com/ 

http://www.cafepress.com/palincrapola 

Contact me directly at:

sherri.faye@yahoo.com

sherrifaye.genius@gmail.com 

imaginenationbysherrifaye@hotmail.com

Say Fromage (or Beef Tips III)

 








Episode 31: Say Fromage (Beef Tips III)

Starring: Constance and Conrad

~The Contented, Collegiate, Chuckling Cows of Northfield~

Constance continues to continue with her advice column, Beef Tips...

Say Fromage (Beef Tips III)

Episode 31 of Left Field
Published February, 2011 in the Northfield Entertainment Guide

Aided and Abetted by Anonymous

Simply Fodder For Your Next Cocktail Party  

by Sherri Faye (c) 2011


Dear Constance,
    Do the cows at the Bel cheese factory (home of “Laughing Cow”) in France really laugh, and why? What’s so funny about cheese?
~ Anonymous Cheese Lover
  
Dear Anonymous (and possibly paranoid),
   Cows do laugh, look at me!? However, an entire factory of laughing cows piqued my interest. Conrad and I embarked on a bit of industrial fromage-espionage - a trip to France had been long overdue anyway.  I can only speculate, as we were unable to enter the facility. Apparently we were not laughing enough, and our hides are not the appropriate shade of fire-engine red. I deduce that all the chuckling is a result of the fact that the factory is seated snuggly between two culprit buildings. One producing clouds of feathers, the other, laughing gas.
    My question is, why the anonymity? Are you a cheese-aholic who fell off the cheddar wagon? Maybe you are cheese-a-phobic, and fear venturing outside the consumption of Krafty  slabs of ‘fake-cheese-food’. Whatever the case, your need for secrecy is cause to chuckle. Guess that makes me a laughing cow after all. Thanks for writing and remember “She who laughs, lasts.”
~ Constance

For advice send an e-mail to: beeftips.leftfield@gmail.com
Or post it on this blog. 

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A $15 Gift Certificate Could Be Yours
~ for a local Northfield area merchant, store, restaurant, or watering hole ~

Got a burning question that needs a little bovine wisdom, cow comedy (or maybe just some cranberry juice)? Send it to this blog or to one of my email addresses listed below. If your question is featured in a Left Field/Beef Tips comic strip you will receive an “Aided and Abetted by” credit (can use an alias if requested) and a $15 gift certificate the week of publication. Ideas and contributions for future general Left Field comics also qualify.
Caution: Take advice at your own risk. May cause laughing. Right to use artist’s license and writer’s whim reserved.

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(c) 2011 Sherri Faye  All Rights Reserved.

Buy cool cow crap, cow gifts, cow junk, cow stuff! 
Get cow gifts for the cow fans in your life, click below!

http://www.cafepress.com/leftfieldcomic

View the published version of Left Field in the Northfield Entertainment Guide magazine. Check out all the events going on in greater Northfield - you might be pleasantly surprised!

http://www.northfieldguide.com

Contact Constance (or Conrad) for advice:

beeftips.leftfield@gmail.com

Visit some of my other online stores and blogs:

http://www.heysallyfry.blogspot.com/ 

http://www.cafepress.com/heysallyfry

http://www.cafepress.com/heyloveyourmom 

http://www.heyloveyourmother.blogspot.com/ 

http://www.palincrapola.blogspot.com/ 

http://www.cafepress.com/palincrapola 

Contact me directly at:

sherri.faye@yahoo.com

sherrifaye.genius@gmail.com 

imaginenationbysherrifaye@hotmail.com

Powder Keg

 








Episode 29b: Powder Keg (Beef Tips II)

Starring: Constance and Conrad

~The Contented, Collegiate Cows of Northfield~

Constance continues with her advice column, Beef Tips...

Beef Tips

Episode 29b of Left Field
Published January 1, 2011 in the Northfield Entertainment Guide

Aided and Abetted by Dan P. Collins

Simply Fodder For Your Next Cocktail Party  

by Sherri Faye (c) 2011


Dear X Marks-the-Spot-Where-I-Kick-Your-Smart-A...,
    Err.. I mean... Interesting inquiry indeed. Have you considered reading a label? After the initial shock at the thought of powdered bovine, I researched the product. Powdered milk is simply a dried milk material with several additives and fortifications, which differ depending upon the brand. When a measured amount of H2O is added, a pile of powder is magically reconstituted into what I would call a milk-like substance. Not exactly the best substitute for the real thing, but for folks on a budget, or whose deviant minds delight at the image of powdered cow origins, it will suffice.
    What would you do, X (whose initials are Dan Collins),  if you added water to the powder and upon stirring, an actual cow formed before your very eyes? I imagine you would milk it for all it was worth. If I were you, I’d run.
~ Constance (most assuredly a solid, carbon-based life form)
 
    I, Sherri Faye, am committed to consuming substances that are pure in form, within reason. My friend, Lori W., recently turned me on to ‘doTERRA’ therapeutic grade essential oils. Which has spurred further enthusiasm  toward pursuing an holistic lifestyle for me. That said, powdered substances can be like lies - often questionable, could blow away with the wind, and definitely merit some investigation prior to swallowing. Thanks Lore!

Note: This was published as episode 30B in the NEG, the correct "Episode" number is 29b. As Episode 29a was simply a holiday advertisement for Left Field products, published on Dec. 1, 2010.


For advice send an e-mail to: beeftips.leftfield@gmail.com
Or post it on this blog. 

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A $15 Gift Certificate Could Be Yours
~ for a local Northfield area merchant, store, restaurant, or watering hole ~

Got a burning question that needs a little bovine wisdom, cow comedy (or maybe just some cranberry juice)? Send it to this blog or to one of my email addresses listed below. If your question is featured in a Left Field/Beef Tips comic strip you will receive an “Aided and Abetted by” credit (can use an alias if requested) and a $15 gift certificate the week of publication. Ideas and contributions for future general Left Field comics also qualify.
Caution: Take advice at your own risk. May cause laughing. Right to use artist’s license and writer’s whim reserved.

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(c) 2011 Sherri Faye  All Rights Reserved.

Buy cool cow crap, cow gifts, cow junk, cow stuff! 
Get cow gifts for the cow fans in your life, click below!

http://www.cafepress.com/leftfieldcomic

View the published version of Left Field in the Northfield Entertainment Guide magazine. Check out all the events going on in greater Northfield - you might be pleasantly surprised!

http://www.northfieldguide.com

Contact Constance (or Conrad) for advice:

beeftips.leftfield@gmail.com

Visit some of my other online stores and blogs:

http://www.heysallyfry.blogspot.com/ 

http://www.cafepress.com/heysallyfry

http://www.cafepress.com/heyloveyourmom 

http://www.heyloveyourmother.blogspot.com/ 

http://www.palincrapola.blogspot.com/ 

http://www.cafepress.com/palincrapola 

Contact me directly at:

sherri.faye@yahoo.com

sherrifaye.genius@gmail.com 

imaginenationbysherrifaye@hotmail.com

Holiday Ad

 

Holiday Ad 
Episode 29a of Left Field
Published December 1, 2010 in the Northfield Entertainment Guide

Purchase totes, tee's, mugs, aprons and more... with Left Field comic images on them. Great holiday, birthday, all occasion gifts!

Go to: http://www.cafepress.com/leftfieldcomic

Simply Fodder For Your Next Cocktail Party
by Sherri Faye (c) 2010
 
 I have received a few questions from fans for Constance and her “Beef Tips” advice column. Beginning in January of 2011, I will introduce the first comic response to the selected question! You will receive a reply to each question, whether or not it is featured in a comic strip!Thanks so much for writing in. Send your questions to Constance at:

Note: In the NEG no episode number was posted. The correct "Episode" number is 29a. Episode 29b will be published Jan. 1, 2011, when the regular Left Field comic and Fodder column will resume.


For advice send an e-mail to: beeftips.leftfield@gmail.com
Or post it on this blog. 

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A $15 Gift Certificate Could Be Yours
~ for a local Northfield area merchant, store, restaurant, or watering hole ~

Got a burning question that needs a little bovine wisdom, cow comedy (or maybe just some cranberry juice)? Send it to this blog or to one of my email addresses listed below. If your question is featured in a Left Field/Beef Tips comic strip you will receive an “Aided and Abetted by” credit (can use an alias if requested) and a $15 gift certificate the week of publication. Ideas and contributions for future general Left Field comics also qualify.
Caution: Take advice at your own risk. May cause laughing. Right to use artist’s license and writer’s whim reserved.

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(c) 2010 Sherri Faye  All Rights Reserved.

Buy cool cow crap, cow gifts, cow junk, cow stuff! 
Get cow gifts for the cow fans in your life, click below!

http://www.cafepress.com/leftfieldcomic

View the published version of Left Field in the Northfield Entertainment Guide magazine. Check out all the events going on in greater Northfield - you might be pleasantly surprised!

http://www.northfieldguide.com

Contact Constance (or Conrad) for advice:

beeftips.leftfield@gmail.com

Visit some of my other online stores and blogs:

http://www.heysallyfry.blogspot.com/ 

http://www.cafepress.com/heysallyfry

http://www.cafepress.com/heyloveyourmom 

http://www.heyloveyourmother.blogspot.com/ 

http://www.palincrapola.blogspot.com/ 

http://www.cafepress.com/palincrapola 

Contact me directly at:

sherri.faye@yahoo.com

sherrifaye.genius@gmail.com 

imaginenationbysherrifaye@hotmail.com